We’ll gouge a hole in your cheek and we won’t even charge you!
Frank Goff, Inc. is casting seeking dimple implant testimonials. “What do celebrities like Mario Lopez, Kelly Ripa, Cameron Diaz, James Franco and Brad Pitt have in common? Their fabulous dimples. The hottest rage in Hollywood right now is dimple implants and you could receive this surgical procedure for free by an A-list Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.” Ryan Rice, account exec.
Seeking—Males and Females: 18-39, Caucasian, African-American, Latino, or Asian, must be willing to share your story with the media.
Email pix and a letter explaining the reason why you want dimples, who in the celebrity world you would like your new dimples to resemble, and how long you’ve wanted dimples to dimpleimplants@gmail.com. No fees or purchases required. No pay, but credit provided.
