Terrible Castings

as long as there's nudity.

NO PAY, but great exposure: terriblecastings@gmail.com

Shouldn’t be too hard: it IS Hollywood, after all.

WILD AT HEART
Documentary
NON-UNION


RATE: No Pay

Ongoing Documentary Series

 IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

*With your submission also include a paragraph detailing your relation to/with leeches.  

SOMEONE EDUCATED ON LEECHES ]
We are looking for someone male or female who is educated on the actions of leeches and human feeding. If you are unafraid of leeches and/or may have them as your pet, we would love to hear from you.

AMAZING PREGNANT WOMEN
Reality TV
NON-UNION
 *PLEASE  BE SURE TO INCLUDE A NOTE WITH YOUR SUBMISSION THAT INCLUDES YOUR DUE  DATE. IF YOU’D LIKE US TO CONTACT SOMEONE YOUR KNOW WHO IS IN THE LOS  ANGELES AREA AND PREGNANT, INCLUDE THEIR NAME AND CONTACT NUMBER IN YOUR  NOTE TO US. To be considered, you must be in or near your 2nd trimester of pregnancy and your spouse or partner must be willing to be part of the show  however, we WILL consider single pregnant women. Final cast for series  will be determined based on this casting call. 
[PREGNANT WOMEN IN WEEKS 25-30 OF PREGNANCY ]Are  you (or someone you know) pregnant?  Are you brash, bold and raging  with hormones?  Would you like to share your journey into motherhood  with America?   If so, finally, there is a TV show for you!  Stone &  Company Entertainment and a major television network are casting  pregnant women in weeks 25-30 of pregnancy. We’re looking for pregnant  women up for an adventure, ruled by their out of control bodies, who  make no excuses for their behavior while pregnant and who want to tell  the world! FINALLY!  An exciting new series that celebrates all the  irrational, demanding, crazy pregnant women we know and love! Let’s face  it, next to your wedding day; the day you give birth is the most  important day of your life.  So for the months leading up to it, nothing  else matters! Your body is taking you to places you thought you’d never  go! You’ve embarked on months of sleep deprivation, mood swings, angry  outbursts, food cravings, and exhaustion.  All common sense has gone out  the window along with your waistline. ADD to that a husband or partner  who is terrified and you’re both ready to star in your own reality show!  You must be near the end of your second trimester (before or  after) and within 25 miles of the greater Los Angeles area to apply! And your spouse/significant other must be willing to be part of the show  too.

AMAZING PREGNANT WOMEN

Reality TV

NON-UNION

 *PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE A NOTE WITH YOUR SUBMISSION THAT INCLUDES YOUR DUE DATE. IF YOU’D LIKE US TO CONTACT SOMEONE YOUR KNOW WHO IS IN THE LOS ANGELES AREA AND PREGNANT, INCLUDE THEIR NAME AND CONTACT NUMBER IN YOUR NOTE TO US.

To be considered, you must be in or near your 2nd trimester of pregnancy and your spouse or partner must be willing to be part of the show however, we WILL consider single pregnant women. Final cast for series will be determined based on this casting call. 

[PREGNANT WOMEN IN WEEKS 25-30 OF PREGNANCY ]
Are you (or someone you know) pregnant? Are you brash, bold and raging with hormones? Would you like to share your journey into motherhood with America? If so, finally, there is a TV show for you! Stone & Company Entertainment and a major television network are casting pregnant women in weeks 25-30 of pregnancy. We’re looking for pregnant women up for an adventure, ruled by their out of control bodies, who make no excuses for their behavior while pregnant and who want to tell the world! FINALLY! An exciting new series that celebrates all the irrational, demanding, crazy pregnant women we know and love! Let’s face it, next to your wedding day; the day you give birth is the most important day of your life. So for the months leading up to it, nothing else matters! Your body is taking you to places you thought you’d never go! You’ve embarked on months of sleep deprivation, mood swings, angry outbursts, food cravings, and exhaustion. All common sense has gone out the window along with your waistline. ADD to that a husband or partner who is terrified and you’re both ready to star in your own reality show!

You must be near the end of your second trimester (before or after) and within 25 miles of the greater Los Angeles area to apply! And your spouse/significant other must be willing to be part of the show too.

Blah, adventure, blah, no but seriously are you hot?

DESERTED (1additional role) AA
Reality TV
NON-UNION
Major Cable Network
Pay Rate: $100/DAY
Location: USA
 
Special Notes: Do you have what it takes to endure the most psychologically demanding reality show ever made? Like something out of a thriller, you must agree to be completely cut off from civilization for the winter with four total strangers. No phones, no internet, no TV. Could you do it? Would you do it?

The five of you will be hired as the caretakers of an isolated property, closed for the winter. You must work together to complete a multitude of tasks necessary to upkeep the building. If you’re looking to wrap up your year with a completely unique adventure, then reach out to us now!

The deadline is quickly approaching! We are looking for all character types. Be ready to tell us WHY this lonely job would be right for you at this time in your life. Filming COULD extend through Christmas and New Years.
 
[ VERY ATTRACTIVE 20-SOMETHING WOMEN ]
Need very pretty women who want to go on the most unique adventure of a lifetime!

Yes, YES, Not yet, OBVI, SO much, Anything!!!!

DO YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY?
Cable
NON-UNION

ACTOR SUBMISSION.

New cable TV show about girls who love plastic surgery
 
[ GIRLS WHO LOVE PLASTIC SURGERY ]
Do you need plastic surgery?
Are you willing to go to any lengths for beauty?
Have you had a laundry list of procedures?
Do you want more?
What will it take to get the look you want?
What are you willing to do?

I only show my boobs for indies and mobisodes.

RECEIVER TOPLESS HIPPIE GIRL / Mobisode / AFTRA

[HIPPIE GIRL] 18-26, beautiful and natural - flashes a car as it drives by

THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH SUBMISSION.

And a winning personality! Lol jkjk.

[ATTRACTIVE BIG BUSTED WOMEN] Looking for attractive, big busted, AFTRA women, age 20-45. Must be available all day tomorrow.

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

FRAT SONG (Sexy Halloween Girls Re-Release)Music VideoComedy Music VideoNON-UNIONInterview Dates: casting based on photosPay Rate: noneThis video makes fun of how unbelievably gay fraternities are.Please include any notes for us if you have especially great abs, costumes, experience, etc. [ SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRLS ]18-25, extremely sexy, college/sorority type. You will be placed next to very average looking guys, and it must be clear that you are a total knockout. Must be 18+, we will be casting 3 young women to play three different roles sequentially. You will be dressed for three different theme parties: ‘Pimps and Hoes’, ‘Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes’, ‘Angels and Devil Hoes’. All 3 girls will play all 3 themes. Must be comfortable wearing a ‘sexy Halloween costume’ that shows cleavage or midriff. Must be comfortable wearing things like this:

FRAT SONG (Sexy Halloween Girls Re-Release)
Music Video
Comedy Music Video
NON-UNION

Interview Dates: casting based on photos
Pay Rate: none

This video makes fun of how unbelievably gay fraternities are.

Please include any notes for us if you have especially great abs, costumes, experience, etc.
 
[ SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRLS ]
18-25, extremely sexy, college/sorority type. You will be placed next to very average looking guys, and it must be clear that you are a total knockout. Must be 18+, we will be casting 3 young women to play three different roles sequentially. You will be dressed for three different theme parties: ‘Pimps and Hoes’, ‘Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes’, ‘Angels and Devil Hoes’. All 3 girls will play all 3 themes. Must be comfortable wearing a ‘sexy Halloween costume’ that shows cleavage or midriff. Must be comfortable wearing things like this:

BEN D’ABO: LIFE OF A MALE SUPER MODEL
Feature Film
 NON-UNION
 NOTE: This is a special project. The executive producers/financiers have given the producer director a pre-green light on this project under a first look first see clause. This is going to be an independent venture. The writer director is going to package up the project and submit it as a whole for final approval. The writer/director has stipulated that he wanted this project to be cast with unknowns to the mass public. One of the conditions of it being completely greenlit is whether or not the executive producers/financiers like the chosen cast. [ BEN D’ABO ]Lead / Male / African American / 24 - 29 years. Description: African American obviously mixed with something else. Needs to be a powerful emotional actor. He will run the gamut of emotions: Happy, sad, angry, remorseful etc. The character will also fall deep in to drugs. Must be able to play a drug addict. The script calls for the character to be naked in a padded cell trying to fight drug withdrawal. Will show full frontal. There is also a sexual scene, no nudity showed in the scene but the character is having simulated sex with his girlfriend **PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**[ MARK ] Lead / Male / Hispanic / 21 - 26 years. 
Description: Ben’s best friend who comes to visit his buddy and is the first to recognize his spiral. His attempts to save his friend are basically useless. When Mark faces his best friends demons he is almost taken down by the suppliers. Must be athletic because a lot of running/ jumping action will be involved. 

Mark gets caught up in the opulent world of models himself and falls hard for a female. They have a sexual encounter. Simulated grinding. Backside nudity 

**PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**[ MASIAN ] (Ma sy Yawn). Lead / Female / African American / 21 - 28 years. 
Description: sexy, dutiful girlfriend. She has some running scenes so she must be in good shape. There is a sex scene with Ben D’Abo, her boyfriend. Simulated sex scene. Breast and Buttocks to be shown. 

**PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**[ CHAMBER ] Co-Star / Female / All Ethnicities / 21 - 29 years. 
Description: Model type. Attitude but strikingly beautiful . A model who sets her sights on D’Abo. She is forceful, aggressive and a go-getter. She doesn’t play games.[ SONNY ] Co-Star / Male / All Ethnicities / 25 - 25 years. 
Description: Owner of the Modeling company in which D’Abo pursues his dreams. An asshole of sorts. Businessman to the heart. He will talk to you like crap one minute but will always have your back. STORY LINE: Ben D’abo is a mixed black and white model who comes to Hollywood for fame and fortune. He is immediately tossed to the dogs in a world where sex, drugs and even murder run rampant. Ben becomes the poster child for being used. When Ben is at his lowest, he himself gets lost to a world of drugs. His family rushes to his side to bring him back from the “dead” but it may be too late.

BEN D’ABO: LIFE OF A MALE SUPER MODEL

Feature Film
 NON-UNION

 
NOTE: This is a special project. The executive producers/financiers have given the producer director a pre-green light on this project under a first look first see clause. This is going to be an independent venture. The writer director is going to package up the project and submit it as a whole for final approval. The writer/director has stipulated that he wanted this project to be cast with unknowns to the mass public. One of the conditions of it being completely greenlit is whether or not the executive producers/financiers like the chosen cast.
 
[ BEN D’ABO ]
Lead / Male / African American / 24 - 29 years.
Description: African American obviously mixed with something else. Needs to be a powerful emotional actor. He will run the gamut of emotions: Happy, sad, angry, remorseful etc. The character will also fall deep in to drugs. Must be able to play a drug addict.

The script calls for the character to be naked in a padded cell trying to fight drug withdrawal. Will show full frontal. There is also a sexual scene, no nudity showed in the scene but the character is having simulated sex with his girlfriend

**PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**

[ MARK ] Lead / Male / Hispanic / 21 - 26 years. 
Description: Ben’s best friend who comes to visit his buddy and is the first to recognize his spiral. His attempts to save his friend are basically useless. When Mark faces his best friends demons he is almost taken down by the suppliers. Must be athletic because a lot of running/ jumping action will be involved. 

Mark gets caught up in the opulent world of models himself and falls hard for a female. They have a sexual encounter. Simulated grinding. Backside nudity 

**PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**

[ MASIAN ] (Ma sy Yawn). Lead / Female / African American / 21 - 28 years. 
Description: sexy, dutiful girlfriend. She has some running scenes so she must be in good shape. There is a sex scene with Ben D’Abo, her boyfriend. Simulated sex scene. Breast and Buttocks to be shown. 

**PLEASE ONLY SUBMIT IF THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE COMFORTABLE WITH**

[ CHAMBER ] Co-Star / Female / All Ethnicities / 21 - 29 years. 
Description: Model type. Attitude but strikingly beautiful . A model who sets her sights on D’Abo. She is forceful, aggressive and a go-getter. She doesn’t play games.

[ SONNY ] Co-Star / Male / All Ethnicities / 25 - 25 years. 
Description: Owner of the Modeling company in which D’Abo pursues his dreams. An asshole of sorts. Businessman to the heart. He will talk to you like crap one minute but will always have your back.
 
STORY LINE: Ben D’abo is a mixed black and white model who comes to Hollywood for fame and fortune. He is immediately tossed to the dogs in a world where sex, drugs and even murder run rampant. Ben becomes the poster child for being used. When Ben is at his lowest, he himself gets lost to a world of drugs. His family rushes to his side to bring him back from the “dead” but it may be too late.

Free stress test with an audition? Well, I don’t see why not! Also, what do scientologists have against hairdressers?

Ayn Rand, Hairdresser / The Dancing Siamese Triplets / Theatre / Deferred Pay

Supporting / Female / African American, East Indian, Middle Eastern, Ethnically Ambiguous, Native American, Pacific Islander / 19 - 60

Ayn Rand does not believe in God. Strong minded w/ own philosophy of man. Hairdresser is all about making their money. **AUDITION TAKES PLACE AT THE CELEBRITY CENTER. PLEASE NOTE, YOU WILL NOT BE SOLICITED IN ANY WAY IN REGARDS TO SCIENTOLOGY OR ANY OF ITS AFFILIATES DURING THE AUDITION PROCESS. THERE WILL BE NO VIDEO OR PRESENTATION OR INTRODUCTION TO SCIENTOLOGY OF ANY KIND. IF YOU FEEL THAT THERE IS ANY TYPE OF SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR, PLEASE CONTACT LA CASTING**

Okay with blasphemy, but audition via phone is another story

BLASPHEMOUS GOD

Still Seeking

Non-Union Feature Film

Submission to multiple film festivals
 
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY BY 11 AM WEDNESDAY, JULY 6.
PREVIOUS BREAKDOWNS HAVE BEEN RELEASED. STILL SEEKING THE FOLLOWING ROLE:
 
[ NADIA ]
The lead role. Early 20s (MUST be able to play early 20s). Must be capable of intensity and levity. Must be okay with blasphemy. Initial audition is via phone.