Terrible Castings

as long as there's nudity.

NO PAY, but great exposure: terriblecastings@gmail.com

Well that should be easy, sexy perfect space geologists are just everywhere you look

Female space geologist in her mid 20’s who is super hot and has a perfect smile for a paid soap-Opera webisode

Project Type: Webisode  |  Project: Sexy Astronaut Drama (submissions)  |  Role: Ashley Madison  |  Role Type: Co-Star  |  Gender: Female  |  Age: 23-27  |  Ethnicities: Any Ethnicity

Pay: Paid  |  Union Info: Non-union  |  Location: Los Angeles

Occasionally we make an exception for “Amazing Castings”

LITTLE SHOP OF WHORES
Theatre
V/T: VLADA LOUNGE, NYC
NON-UNION
NO PAY

Casting Director: Kittin Withawhip
Interview Dates: by appointment
Start Date: Sept 14th
Location: Vlada Lounge (Hell’s Kitchen)
 
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY ASAP       
 
NOTE: IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH SUBMISSION.

Parody of Little Shop of Horrors. Raunchy, funny, and drag queeny.

AUDITION NOTE: Prepare one monologue and one lipsynch. Sides will be provided.

Roles:
 
[ AUDREY ]
“Working girl” that lives in Harlem. Kind of dumb. Bimboish, but a true dreamer. (Main Character)

[ URCHINS ]
Male or female. If male will be done in drag. Street wise bitches that always have a quick comeback.

[ OGBYN ]
The mean doctor. Has a hatred for women and a secret lust for men. Plays several characters in the show.

 
Audrey is a “Lady of the Night” working in Harlem at a failing brothel - when the arrival of a strange and unusual “object” saves the day.

Do your boners count as object? No? I’ll still do it.

FINAL SCORE - Episode Five (Hot Chick)
Webisodes
NON-UNION

Interview Dates: 7/18/2011
Shoot/Start Date: 7/26/2011
Pay Rate: $50.00 plus, copy credit meal.
Location: Van Nuys
 
SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY       
 
IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.
 
[ HOT CHICK ]
Age- 18-30, All ethnicities, *Must be willing to wear bikini and destroy an object of our choosing.

Shouldn’t be too hard: it IS Hollywood, after all.

WILD AT HEART
Documentary
NON-UNION


RATE: No Pay

Ongoing Documentary Series

 IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

*With your submission also include a paragraph detailing your relation to/with leeches.  

SOMEONE EDUCATED ON LEECHES ]
We are looking for someone male or female who is educated on the actions of leeches and human feeding. If you are unafraid of leeches and/or may have them as your pet, we would love to hear from you.

AMAZING PREGNANT WOMEN
Reality TV
NON-UNION
 *PLEASE  BE SURE TO INCLUDE A NOTE WITH YOUR SUBMISSION THAT INCLUDES YOUR DUE  DATE. IF YOU’D LIKE US TO CONTACT SOMEONE YOUR KNOW WHO IS IN THE LOS  ANGELES AREA AND PREGNANT, INCLUDE THEIR NAME AND CONTACT NUMBER IN YOUR  NOTE TO US. To be considered, you must be in or near your 2nd trimester of pregnancy and your spouse or partner must be willing to be part of the show  however, we WILL consider single pregnant women. Final cast for series  will be determined based on this casting call. 
[PREGNANT WOMEN IN WEEKS 25-30 OF PREGNANCY ]Are  you (or someone you know) pregnant?  Are you brash, bold and raging  with hormones?  Would you like to share your journey into motherhood  with America?   If so, finally, there is a TV show for you!  Stone &  Company Entertainment and a major television network are casting  pregnant women in weeks 25-30 of pregnancy. We’re looking for pregnant  women up for an adventure, ruled by their out of control bodies, who  make no excuses for their behavior while pregnant and who want to tell  the world! FINALLY!  An exciting new series that celebrates all the  irrational, demanding, crazy pregnant women we know and love! Let’s face  it, next to your wedding day; the day you give birth is the most  important day of your life.  So for the months leading up to it, nothing  else matters! Your body is taking you to places you thought you’d never  go! You’ve embarked on months of sleep deprivation, mood swings, angry  outbursts, food cravings, and exhaustion.  All common sense has gone out  the window along with your waistline. ADD to that a husband or partner  who is terrified and you’re both ready to star in your own reality show!  You must be near the end of your second trimester (before or  after) and within 25 miles of the greater Los Angeles area to apply! And your spouse/significant other must be willing to be part of the show  too.

AMAZING PREGNANT WOMEN

Reality TV

NON-UNION

 *PLEASE BE SURE TO INCLUDE A NOTE WITH YOUR SUBMISSION THAT INCLUDES YOUR DUE DATE. IF YOU’D LIKE US TO CONTACT SOMEONE YOUR KNOW WHO IS IN THE LOS ANGELES AREA AND PREGNANT, INCLUDE THEIR NAME AND CONTACT NUMBER IN YOUR NOTE TO US.

To be considered, you must be in or near your 2nd trimester of pregnancy and your spouse or partner must be willing to be part of the show however, we WILL consider single pregnant women. Final cast for series will be determined based on this casting call. 

[PREGNANT WOMEN IN WEEKS 25-30 OF PREGNANCY ]
Are you (or someone you know) pregnant? Are you brash, bold and raging with hormones? Would you like to share your journey into motherhood with America? If so, finally, there is a TV show for you! Stone & Company Entertainment and a major television network are casting pregnant women in weeks 25-30 of pregnancy. We’re looking for pregnant women up for an adventure, ruled by their out of control bodies, who make no excuses for their behavior while pregnant and who want to tell the world! FINALLY! An exciting new series that celebrates all the irrational, demanding, crazy pregnant women we know and love! Let’s face it, next to your wedding day; the day you give birth is the most important day of your life. So for the months leading up to it, nothing else matters! Your body is taking you to places you thought you’d never go! You’ve embarked on months of sleep deprivation, mood swings, angry outbursts, food cravings, and exhaustion. All common sense has gone out the window along with your waistline. ADD to that a husband or partner who is terrified and you’re both ready to star in your own reality show!

You must be near the end of your second trimester (before or after) and within 25 miles of the greater Los Angeles area to apply! And your spouse/significant other must be willing to be part of the show too.

Blah, adventure, blah, no but seriously are you hot?

DESERTED (1additional role) AA
Reality TV
NON-UNION
Major Cable Network
Pay Rate: $100/DAY
Location: USA
 
Special Notes: Do you have what it takes to endure the most psychologically demanding reality show ever made? Like something out of a thriller, you must agree to be completely cut off from civilization for the winter with four total strangers. No phones, no internet, no TV. Could you do it? Would you do it?

The five of you will be hired as the caretakers of an isolated property, closed for the winter. You must work together to complete a multitude of tasks necessary to upkeep the building. If you’re looking to wrap up your year with a completely unique adventure, then reach out to us now!

The deadline is quickly approaching! We are looking for all character types. Be ready to tell us WHY this lonely job would be right for you at this time in your life. Filming COULD extend through Christmas and New Years.
 
[ VERY ATTRACTIVE 20-SOMETHING WOMEN ]
Need very pretty women who want to go on the most unique adventure of a lifetime!

Yes, YES, Not yet, OBVI, SO much, Anything!!!!

DO YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY?
Cable
NON-UNION

ACTOR SUBMISSION.

New cable TV show about girls who love plastic surgery
 
[ GIRLS WHO LOVE PLASTIC SURGERY ]
Do you need plastic surgery?
Are you willing to go to any lengths for beauty?
Have you had a laundry list of procedures?
Do you want more?
What will it take to get the look you want?
What are you willing to do?

I only show my boobs for indies and mobisodes.

RECEIVER TOPLESS HIPPIE GIRL / Mobisode / AFTRA

[HIPPIE GIRL] 18-26, beautiful and natural - flashes a car as it drives by

THERE IS NUDITY IN THIS PROJECT.

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH SUBMISSION.

And a winning personality! Lol jkjk.

[ATTRACTIVE BIG BUSTED WOMEN] Looking for attractive, big busted, AFTRA women, age 20-45. Must be available all day tomorrow.

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASE SUBMIT ACTOR’S ONLINE DEMO CLIPS ALONG WITH EACH ACTOR SUBMISSION.

FRAT SONG (Sexy Halloween Girls Re-Release)Music VideoComedy Music VideoNON-UNIONInterview Dates: casting based on photosPay Rate: noneThis video makes fun of how unbelievably gay fraternities are.Please include any notes for us if you have especially great abs, costumes, experience, etc. [ SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRLS ]18-25, extremely sexy, college/sorority type. You will be placed next to very average looking guys, and it must be clear that you are a total knockout. Must be 18+, we will be casting 3 young women to play three different roles sequentially. You will be dressed for three different theme parties: ‘Pimps and Hoes’, ‘Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes’, ‘Angels and Devil Hoes’. All 3 girls will play all 3 themes. Must be comfortable wearing a ‘sexy Halloween costume’ that shows cleavage or midriff. Must be comfortable wearing things like this:

FRAT SONG (Sexy Halloween Girls Re-Release)
Music Video
Comedy Music Video
NON-UNION

Interview Dates: casting based on photos
Pay Rate: none

This video makes fun of how unbelievably gay fraternities are.

Please include any notes for us if you have especially great abs, costumes, experience, etc.
 
[ SEXY HALLOWEEN GIRLS ]
18-25, extremely sexy, college/sorority type. You will be placed next to very average looking guys, and it must be clear that you are a total knockout. Must be 18+, we will be casting 3 young women to play three different roles sequentially. You will be dressed for three different theme parties: ‘Pimps and Hoes’, ‘Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes’, ‘Angels and Devil Hoes’. All 3 girls will play all 3 themes. Must be comfortable wearing a ‘sexy Halloween costume’ that shows cleavage or midriff. Must be comfortable wearing things like this: